LIFE RULE #45:
When finished eating at a restaurant, leave. Immediately

-I always try to leave as soon as I can after paying because I don't like to linger in these places. It's not that I don't like the company/conversation, and I'm rarely getting away because of the setting. I'd rather carry on any social time away from an eating establishment because the longer you stay the more you will smell like the place you just came from. Every time I go to Subway (for example) I feel like I have to shower as soon as I get home. For some reason, the smell of fresh baked bread is a whole lot more pleasing when it is being emitted from fresh baked bread and not my jacket...ew. So if you are out to eat with me and I seem rather anxious to leave when we are done eating, it's because I am. Don't worry though, cooperate and I'll gladly invite you to join me for a nice cup of coffee. :)

-Thanks goes to Don S@nders for inspiring me to establish and write down my life rules.