a dumb persons' president...
yesterday morning, i was listening to the MJ morning show on my way to work. He was having people call in to express opinions about the election outcome. i heard two interesting opinions before it went to commercial.

Republican Woman: she said she stayed up all night because she was "scared" that John Kerry would win. She actually expressed that she was fearful. I am sure she was glad that the world didn't come to an end. Perhaps she thinks John Kerry is the Devil.

thanks for reminding us that we are all safe, o' fellow American

Democrat Man: although at first seemed like a nice and polite fellow, this man quickly turned sour. He explained that if all of Americans only knew the "facts," then we would not have re-elected George W. Then he proceeded to blame the outcome of the election on the "uneducated" midwest. No joke...said that George W. won b/c there are so many non-college graduates in the heartland of America. He was from Florida. I think it's b/c of states like Florida that any man could have been president. The he went on about weapons of mass destruction and the real "facts." Perhaps he'd like Saddam to be prez before George W.

thanks for the vote of confidence o' fellow American.