Trump This!
What exactly is the deal with Donald Trump's hair? Personally I am not one to point out the follical fallacy of others, but it just doesn't seem right. Is it real? Is it a hairpiece? Is it a glorified comb-over? I know that the entertainment business loves to joke about this man's cotton candy-like hair style, but why does this man's hair style not change. I'd expect this from just about anyone except maybe a high profile, over exposed millionaire. If it is real, it is real bad. If it is a hairpiece, it isn't fooling anyone (and couldn't you afford better). If it's a comb over...just shave your head dude; it's not that bad - preferred in most cases. So what if none of these explanations is correct? That's when you begin to conclude something that is probably more close to the truth.

I have concluded that something 'otherly' exists under that mess of hair. You might think...bad scarring? No. Birthmark? No. Eternal chicken pox? No. A trap door that leads into another dimension? Close, but no. I think that beneath this man's hair lives his second face. Yes, a second face. Now, the second face doesn't look like Donald at all, it just is a second face. And it's evil...probably. It has little sharp teeth and beady eyes and can talk independently of Donald in a high evil shrilling voice. It would be just like the character 'Quato' in Total Recall. Remember the guy that had a person on the outside of his stomach? Yeah, just like that! The second face knows to stay quiet most of the time otherwise 'they'd' be found out and be experimented on. Donald can't wear a wig, because it would suffocate the little face and that wouldn't be good. This also tell us why Donald goes through women the way he does...he can only keep the second face a secret for so long, and once she finds it/him...she's gone! What a freak!