...and now an excerpt from the True Love Waits Bible...

Pressue - The Worst Lines; The Best Answers

Line: If you love me, you'll let me.
You: If you love me, you won't.

Line: It's no big deal.
You: It's a bit deal to God, and it's a big deal to me.

Line: I'll just call someone else.
You: Here's a quarter.

Line: I already told everyone that we did it.
You: Fine, then I don't have to do it a second time.

Line: Everybody is doing it.
You: That's not true. I'm not doing it, and tonight neither are you.

Line: Nobody is going to care.
You: OK, let's go ask my dad.

Line: I've never wanted anyone as much as I want you
You: That's wonderful. Let's pray now and ask God to bless this relationship.
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what is this page doing in the middle of 1 Chronicles? Just as Uzzah reaches out to steady the ark of the covenant...BAM! Now I know what lame snappy comeback to give to my lame boyfriend. These people are crazy.