and now, another exerpt from the True Love Waits Bible

SUPPOSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE KISSED...
What Can You Say?
"my lips are really sunburned"
"I just had my braces tightened"
"I'm known to carry infections"
"I have mononucleosis"
"My parents are watching"
"Have you ever burped and then began to taste the dinner you just ate?"
What Can You Do?
-clear your throat.
-blow a chewing gum bubble in the person's face
-have a runny nose
-put garlic in your mouth and cough
-flip your retainer in and out of your mouth
-put on a plastic nose and glasses
-put pepperoni in your teeth
And When Saying Goodnight...
-tell a story that wears the person down so he or she will want to leave.
-accidentally lean up against the door bell causing your parents to answer the door
-wear his jacket so he will get cold waiting at the door
-let your dog out and give it a big slobbery kiss
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let's assume that you go on a date with a girl who will follow this advice. I guess you'd be going on a date with girl who has braces, a retainer, has a runny nose, tells lies, likes dog slobber in her mouth, wants to kiss in front of her own parents, and may carry either garlic, plastic noses, or pepperoni in her pocket. Not sure she's got to worry about being kissed.
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