All I Want For Xmas (the odd things)
Here is a list of the things that I would like for Xmas that I more than likely won't get. Even though most would be "free" gifts, it would be much easier to just go out and buy me a gift card to Best Buy or something. These are a bit, er...unconventional. (not listed in any particular order)

1. I want my car washed and waxed.
2. I want the walls in my office painted/decorated. I'm getting tired of the "steril" look. Put pads on the walls and you'd think i was in an assylum.
3. I want one day without junk emails...just one.
4. I want a
5. I want a week of vacation. (to snowboard maybe?)
6. I want to record a podcast with some peeps. I've got a new idea for a bit called "What are you eating?" Totally original stuff.
7. I want chocolate chip cookies instead of foofy Xmas cookies.
8. I want every inflatable yard decoration deflated, burned, and thrown away. Plus a letter of acknowledgement to all those who have said decorations stating: "it turns out that there is accounting for poor taste."
9. I want a Shane and Shane Xmas album. I actually sent them an email about this last year. Obviously they didn't catch the vision.
10. I want a chair for my cell phone. Oh wait, already have one of those.
11. I want the TV station that plays The Chirstmas Story for 24 hrs straight to instead show Bruce Willis movies (minus Hudson Hawk) such as Die Hard or Last Man Standing.
12. Last, I want everyone who reads this list to call me or email me on Xmas day and tell me how much you can bench press. If you don't know, I guess you can just wish me a merry christmas.