HOW TO BE TOO TIRED TO EVEN FINISH 1 GAME OF TENNIS WITH YOUR ROOMATE
(in a few simple steps)

1. Order a burger from Red Robin and actually eat the whole thing + your fries.

2. Go home and wrap yourself in a blanket and watch an episode of 24.

3. Take a nap. A GOOOOD nap. The kind where you wake up after 20 min or so and go back to sleep. The kind where you sleep so hard when you wake up you think it might be the next day.

4. 15 min after your nap, put on your workout clothes and head to the tennis courts.

There you have it. You are garaunteed NOT to finish.