Friday, August 18, 2006

These People are STILL Crazy

It's time to get back to the original intent of this silly Blog. That is, to point out all the craziness when I see it so we all can enjoy the variety of life the crazy people bring to the equation. GO!

Some poeple have the job of wrestling aligators. Here are some questions.

1. Where would one obtain a license, degree, or training on how to be a person fit to wrestle an alligator?

2. How do you discover that you have the gift of wrestling alligators? "Wow Billy, you are good at football, but since your chances of making any team past High School are slim -- and since you cheated in class and burned your brain cells on beer parties...well, I've got the perfect job opportunity for you. By the way, do you like Mississippi?"

3. Do these people get insurance? If so, how much do you suppose it costs when under "specific tasks" you write..."I get into a sand pit with a starving croc and wrestle him into submission, usually."

4. Do alligators really like to be wrestled?

5. How well does it pay?

6. How's the job market? are there lots of openings?

7. Why do they always wrestle the small crocs. They should put the dude in there with the biggest meanest one. Now that would be quality entertainment!