Another Post, Cookie?

On my way out for lunch, I asked the secretary if she wanted anything from Subway [which is where I was going].  When I asked her that question, this is what it sounded like in my mind:

"I'm going to Subway.  Do you want anything?  Cookie?"

However, as these words passed into the audible atmosphere they sounded more like this:

"I'm going to Subway.  Do you want anything, Cookie?"

I pretty much wanted to go hide after that.  Well after that and then trying to explain that I wasn't coming on to my co-worker.