I like to wake up to the smell of cooking bacon. So every night, I lay out 6 strips of bacon on my George Foreman grill and put it at the foot of my bed. When my alarm goes off in the morning, I quickly turn on the grill and go back to sleep. Next thing I know, I'm waking up to the sound and smell of fresh, crackling bacon. But this morning I had an accident and I ended up closing the hot George Foreman grill down on my bare foot.
Although I am currently disabled, I don't expect and don't want anyone to treat me any differently.
[don't worry mom and dad, I didn't really do this]
