When your friend formerly known as 'Roommate' says something like "don't worry all I've got left to move is one final load," beware. He may have actually forgotten that in order to fit the entire final load you'll have to sacrifice your seat and smash yourself in the front windshield of his MATRIX. Riding in a car in this position will do several things for you:
1. Your left leg and arm will fall asleep after the first 5 min.
2. Your neck will hurt while trying to look out the front window but time will stand still if you stare down at the gear box.
3. You will bump your head against the rearview mirror 10 times.
4. Each oncoming car will seem 1000% more life threatening.
5. You will easily remember all the cuss words you learned as a kid.
