I've been noticing more and more that I am the best driver on the road on any given day at any location. More specifically I notice that other people (behind the wheel) are really stupid and probably in my way. This all stands out to me especially when:
1. I am not listening to anything on the stereo.
2. I am focusing on the drive and destination.
3. I am not talking on the cell-phone.
4. I am late.
Are you the best driver ever? It's how I feel all the time.
6 comments:
I'm not a good driver, although I hate to say I'm a bad driver. I can't back up, except for short distances, and I pray a lot in heavy traffic that I don't pull out in front of someone in my blind spot. Driving in heavy traffic makes me nervous, and I do much worse when someone else is in the car talking to me or I am otherwise distracted. Oh, yes, and I get lost all the time, but I can turn around and go back fairly well. Does this make me a bad driver?
mkhughes
I think I am a better driver than you tyler.
I haven't had a ticket in over 6 years, never been in a wreck, and can chew gum and drive at the same time.
I am just saying
Heck yeah I have the best driving skills - not unlike my other skills...nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
I'll admit. I am a bad driver. It is not for lack of trying I can tell you that.
I'll tell you what is shocking is that I will turn left on a yellow light and think I am cutting it close and not just one, but three more people will follow me!
i am the only one in the state of Missouri that knows how to drive
I think it's funny when people are scared when water comes from the sky. I think I'm the only one that knows it's called rain.
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